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Tell Us Your Favorite Clean Joke

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Laughter is a huge part of living. We read in John 11:35 that “Jesus wept.” Being fully human (as well as fully divine), we have to assume that he also laughed. On Thursday, join the show and let us hear your favorite clean joke, so we can all have a laugh in these challenging times in which we’re living.

3 thoughts on “Tell Us Your Favorite Clean Joke

  1. This is a Ronald Reagan jock: A fellow was taking a Sunday drive and noticed how breath taken the country view was on this day. He looked to his right and notice that a chicken was keep up with his car that was going 30 miles an hour. He took a double take and noticed that the chicken had three lags. He step on the gas and the chicken was keeping up and suddenly the chicken passed him and
    headed to a farmers barn. He followed the chicken path and saw a farmer next to the barn and asked the farmer if he saw a three legged chicken. The farmer said yet, I raise them. Why asked the driver? Well I like to eat chicken legs, my wife likes to eat chicken legs and little Johnny likes to eat chicken legs, so I raise three legged chickens. Well said the driver how do the taste? Don’t know said the farmer, never be able to catch one.

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  2. • For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
    • The peace-making meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
    • The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
    • Next Thursday, there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
    • Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
    • Miss Charlene Mason sang, “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
    • The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
    • Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
    • The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.
    • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
    • Karen’s beautiful solo: “It is Well with my Solo”
    • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 pm. – prayer and medication to follow.
    • The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
    • The eighth graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” in the church basement on Friday at 7 pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
    • A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

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  3. Here is a cute joke – a little long – and the crossed out words need to cleaned up.
    Letter from Grandma (honk if you love Jesus)” joke

    Grandma writes:

    The other day I went to the local religious book store where I saw a “Honk if you really love Jesus” bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car and I’m really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed.

    I was stopped at the light of a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn’t notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must really love the Lord because pretty soon he leaned out his window and yelled, something about “Jesus Christ!” as loud as he could.

    Why, it was like a football game with him shouting, “Go, Jesus Christ, Go”! Everyone else started honking too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and I saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I had recently asked my two grandsons what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

    A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and I stepped on the gas.

    It’s a good thing I did, because I was the only car to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned out the window, gave them a big smile, and held up the Hawaiian Good Luck sign as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

    Love ya all,

    Grandma

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